Am I a failure?

Well im a 17 year old boy who just finished 11th grade. My BFFL is Bob<3 and he comes over to play ps3 with me. my little brother, and my grandpa. In school, im on the badminton team and ive won 2/13 times. This year my GPA's were: 1st qtr 3.0 2nd qtr 2.34 3rd qtr 1.66 4th qtr 3.2. My teachers tell me to work harder but it's ok, because they all LIKE me. I invite them to dinner every while, and they eat all my turkey and slim jim. My parents are cool, they tell me im an excellent student and that im really HOT ; ). I've never had a gf but its ok becuase i usually go up to girls and ask them how i smell and they say GOOD or alright ; ). Am I a failure or a winner?