Ok, could the firemen think I am a dirty old lady?

Ok Xanix was taken and shortly after, the fire alarm went off. The firemen came and I told them how cute they were and asked if they would come visit once a month just to make us dirty old ladies smile. Do you think I am a dirty old lady although I was under the influence and what about those cute firemen? Hubba hubba!!!!!! Joke please The washer just burned up, no biggie.